so we were pounding it out and someone knocked on the wall and was shouting at us
that didnt stop you
nope
Just did shots with my boss to warm up for our sales call to Childrens Hospital. I love startups.
It's officially time to start saving up weed money for the NCAA tournament
Haha. We better find him. He looked like he came out of Switzerland's vagina, he's that much of a blonde beauty.
So basically our separate showers turned into one shower, to save water, which turned into a bath, which turned into sex on the bed, which turned into drinking beer in the bed, and thats what the stain is from... bud light. sorry.
well right now he's telling us a story how he befriended a racoon
Leave it to us to have a family reunion in a bar bathroom
another part of my inner child died when i emptied my crayon bank for dollar beer night.
Tell me you didn't have sex with my dad.
So... Sorry I threw that watermelon at you the other day. I didn't think it would break any bones.
Dude if i sent you a picture of the inside of my fridge would you be able to break down and explain everything that was in it?
At the end of the night i was really thirsty and tied to a bedpost
You are the jesus of drinking
What exactly is it about Doctor Who thigh high socks with a matching shirt that says "take me I'm yours!"
When I woke up I had 6 missed calls making sure I was ok and asking if I remember showing my tits to a picture of her baby.
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