you think thats bad? Today I had to pop a zit on my sack.
A homeless man in dtwn SF was blasting lil wayne and singing at the top of his lungs. I kinda wanted to give him my life savings
I was watching truelife I'm transgendered. This tranny already got a date a week after getting a vagina. I've had a vagina my entire life and can't get a date.
i seriously just saw a stripper from last weekend walk into the classroom next to me!!
How do you get mayonnaise out of... well jesus it's everywhere, let's start with carpets
Someone played tic tac toe on my abs?
This is one of those times where I really wish my vagina could tell me what happened last night.
Found out why they call her Halfpipe Jenny-NOT the cool reason we thought
You left your underwear here. I'm hanging it on my door
I wish you'd make everyone's lives easier and do him already. Then we can get rid of him.
whose ass print is on the piano?
He sent me a 7 minute voicemail of him playing wonderwall on the acoustic guitar I'm not even kidding did he seriously think that would work
This guy on the bus keeps leaning over and sniffing my hair.
I woke up to my bra draped over his lamp and a huge bump on my head. apparently, I face planted while having sex in the shower..
Can you cover for me after lunch? I’ve never seen a guy who cums as much as my new Side Dick so now I need to clean the house before my husband gets home
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