Dude WTF? His teammate just started talkin to me on fb! Am I walking around with a "I like to f**k gators" on my forehead?
No, it just says ur easy
reasons why jon gosselin is probably ur biological father: 1. ur half asian 2. hes everyones biological father 3. u wear ed hardy
sounds legit
I got a chicken sandwich and a frosty out of her. Better then having sex
just cuze she's 16 doesn't mean it's illegal to add her on facebook
we were going to warn you, but we veto-ed that idea somewhere between "this is the stupidest thing we've ever done" and "let's order a pizza"
I was so high I couldnt even listen to music i was terrified of the potential knowledge i would gain.
just a question.. totally understand if you dont know what im talking about.. but.. do you have my funnel? i think i tucked it in to your bed last night.
I think this breakup is Gods way of telling me I deserve a bigger dick
She was drunk breaking up with me. All of my emails to her were coming back with UNSUBSCRIBE as the subject.
The slot machines are wishing me happy birthday. Mission success.
Some old truck driver just made me smell his beard I hope tonight turns out better
I'm sorry I did drugs then got really loud and bitchy at your party and judged your choice in one night stands.
I don't know where he learned to eat pussy but I thought I was going blind
Just found a condom on my floor from last weekend. 2/2. The scavenger hunt is over.
Sorry, It's like OkCupid Olympics... categories: best sext, best dick pic, and most effort by ugly. You won gold in the last event if that makes you feel better.
Randomize
