garbage
garbage dick
rubbish cock
you win
i just walked passed a table of guys by myself.. they looked @ me talked and then yelled 7
id pin you as more of an 8
after the cops left he pulled the weed out of his ass and we smoked it
So...it's hour 4 of day 5 of week 7 of my internship, and so far all ive done is shred paper. all. day. long. it's like working for Enron.
Yea my vagina was pretty pissed at me for not taking advantage of the situation...
All the girls at the party had American flag thongs on... Pretty impressed with coordination seeing as how impromptu this event was
i feel like there is just so much pressure to sex him up, its like the weight of the world is on my vagina.
I apparantly wanted to name her baby garbage
then looked at this little girl next to me and was like "don't drink when you get older and don't let your best friend be with assholes." she looked at me like i was crazy
Regardless of how one feels after a break up, whiskey must be consumed.
I'm surprised this is your first encounter with pepper spray. surprised, and somewhat proud.
Okay penises are actually pretty exciting. The people attached to them are an entirely different story
you're now officially the 3000 mile booty call. congrats.
I had just gotten to his place and was about to get some dick. No way was I gonna let her negative attitude affect my orgasm feng shui
She made kool-aid with tequila instead of water and rolled a blunt about the size of an Oscar Mayer hot dog. Best blind date I've ever had. I think I will love her tell my dieing day!
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