So im pretty sure the object of my emotional onterest is tired of playing with me....
Canada is now making docos about life in America. Its called Trailer Park Boys.
It was great. Even bought me breakfast in the AM
From?
Well, he didn't exactly take me out, but left a $20 on the table...
he doesn't drink and he's an emt - he'll be our dd for nye in exchange for a threesome tomorrow afternoon.
I smoked a bowl while he ate me out, you need to change your major to match making asap. You are a guru of love.
He Facebook stalked his way right into my pants.
My nephew just told me I smell like apathy and regret. Thats the hangover I'm dealing with
Well the police had to intervene and I couldn't exactly feel my legs by the end of the night, but I'd say it was a successful Friday night.
It's christmas eve and my mom blacked out before me. If she beat me at that, what have I been learning at college?
I have grass duct taped all over my body
it would be a downgrade if your vagina tasted like skittles
SKIIIIIIIIIIII, trip mo foes! Let-ith the epic- ness begin ith. Heroes go forth, nAy Sayers fuckin die. This is for the good of mankind! See you on the morrow
Apologies to the number who did not expect to get this but certainly be jealous of us.
It's rum buckets o'clock
nyquil+orgasm=very intense and oddly interesting
Nothing quite like spending your evening singing Shania Twain I Feel Like a Woman barbershop quartet Style with some homeless guys outside of Keyport liquor. love Shania Twain. How's your Sunday?
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