i hope you realize when i said "grib" earlier i was referring to the gridded binary, a mathematically concise data format commonly used in meteorology to store historical weather forecast data. also meant in referential conjunction to my probability math class that i am failing at roughly 215pm tomorrow afternoon.
don't go home with that guy from jersey
i know, not worth the blood test
My 3rd grade teacher, who was also my fav, thought i was in prison. That seriously upsets me.
i was concerned by what you said you would do for a snickers. It wasn't even a Klondike bar.
Fuck morning classes. Fuck early work. Fuck anything in the morning that doesn't involve sleeping, sex or bacon.
The guy in 209 is masturbating with the door cracked again
some asshole was waslkibg around with ab electric razor and shaving parts of peoples heads.
The girls at the police department photocopied my drinking ticket and told me to frame it and hang it on my wall. Then they gave me a free muffin and told me to party smarter next time.
Every shot buddy I have I end up blowing. I don't know whether this pattern is good or bad.
I'm not sure drinking my way through west nile virus is the best idea. Oh well, already committed to that plan.
It's going to be so weird waking up tomorrow morning fully rested completely sober and not covered in piss or bruises.
ARE YOU SAYING THAT YOU DON'T WANT TO GO TO A PARTY AT AN ADULT STORE WHERE A BUNCH OF HOT GIRLS ARE DRINKING
I've just never heard the term serendipitous used to describe having one's asshole licked.
May he have a McRib induced stroke and lose the feeling in his tastebuds.
Well, I wish you luck on finding out who your boyfriend is
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