i'm pretty confident that i watched a woman making love to a german shepherd.
I ahte it when I peed a little on my shews. I got a litll bit on the automen in your room too.:/
Tracy!! I don't have an ottoman in my room.
Ohhh....do you have a dog shaped liek un automan?
I dont need to watch it. And stop comparing your life to Entourage.
dude i doubt hes gay
I CAUGHT HIM BEATING OFF TO MENS HEALTH!
I wonder what gingers are like in bed...as awkward as their hair or just as unique as it...?
The stripper on stage Is eating a mozzarella stick while on the pole....that's a new level of I don't give a fuck
I need $500 dollars more than I need a night of dignity... I gonna do it.
Just saw pictures of a pregnant teen from my hometown with an American flag wrapped around her naked body posted on FB without irony. These are my roots.
I got punched in the face by a Cowboy last night. Then he bought me a beer cause o convinced security not to kick him out the bar. Start of a fairytale love story? I think so.
Just consider it? What else do you have going on today that could be as awesome as a day full of lord of the rings and sex?
I did however clean up the cupcakes and vomit so I'm not that bad of a roommate
I'm wandering around outside asking things if they are god
The main motivators in my life are my sex drive and spite
You're telling that to the kid drinking Jack in nothing but a graduation cap
Why were you twerking to, "The Wheels on the Bus"?
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