How do i ask the guy i made out with for 4 hours if he is gay? He keeps telling me i'm so adorable and that he had a ''blasty''
I woke up in a strange girl's bed and rifled through her mail to get her name.
Oral text is very safe with the right protection.
I introduced my face to asphalt last night. They didn't get along.
oh great. the only prospects for sex left for the night are douchebag in the ed hardy shirt & frodo-looking ass
fuck it... i'll be the lord of his rings
she must've caught on when i went out for a "run" in jeans and a sweatshirt and came back holding a McDonalds bag and smelling like pot.
i was taking a dump when this random girl ran in, puked all over my lap, then passed out on the floor
did you bang her?
seriously?
my momz letting me make the christmas card in photoshop
so that means christmas in space?
imma make our dead cats ghosts like obi wan kenobi
So it looks like you may be an uncle real soon. Don't ask how I feel about it and don't text me back.
I think I'm allergic to vodka. Or people getting engaged. One or the other. I want to die.
If there is a ladylike way to throw up in your favorite toilet, I just did it.
It's statistically impossible for there not to be at least one guy sexting you right now
I've found my soulmate with the cardboard Dos Equis man.
Lets just say I tried to pinky promise the cop... So I was fucked up.
Did you wake up next to Karina?
So that's her name
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