WHY DOES GOD HATE MY DICK
She kept saying I was her favorite Jonas brother, and for some reason, I was ok with that.
That's the last time we joust in Radio Flyer wagons after margarita night.
Please stop using the dehumidifier for your weed.
FACT: the parking lot attendant was yelling "NO SEX HERE! NO SEX" at yall.
He burst into tears while I was blowing him. NEVER giving a bj for a graduation present again.
I got a blowjob dressed with a t shirt sweatpants and a Fanny pack. Not kidding.
I used my tears to chase my tequila. You could say I rallied.
She put a shot in my mouth and then hit me with a pillow..
I'm still depressed that I forgot my ice cream at your place
Based on his face I'm positive he has a beautiful penis.
I cannot handle Xanax... I just turned my computer on and I googled how to work YouTube
He totally fucked me in his Chewbacca socks
What happened last night? All I know is that I walked into class this morning and everyone was chanting my name.
He agreed to matching Christmas pajamas today, no guy does that for a girl he’s not seriously considering marrying.
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