btw, but what hole was i in last night? wanna know if i have to worry
There's a "art of the blow job" class in the city. We should go
Baby, I'm all set with that. That would be like trying to teach bruce lee how to kick someone in the head
no you cant smoke seaweed
Our adventure is going to pick up his pipe and weed that he ditched when he got pulled over the other day.
HOT DATE.
She gave me a foot massage with her tongue. I think we're both scarred for life.
Going to have to start putting down newspaper if puking the bed is going to be a habit
No im just getting a road beer. You got my pants?
This is the guy I made out with and it made me think of my dad. Let's never talk about it again.
I fell down the stairs while taking the dog out last night. I was laying there with the dog licking me face and my neighbor just stepped over me
Yeah i like want to be friends with him. And if we have sex in the physics library well thats fine with me
It's not even 8 pm, or Saint Patrick's Day, and Kevin is drunk on my roof humping the air
Blacked in cold and wet, with them areound me singing Aaaaall we are saaaaayiiiing is YOU PEED YOUR PANTS
He's being awfully beer snobby for a guy who ordered salad
She rode me wearing nothing but a Santa hat. Merriest fucking Christmas!
She made me baby bird juul smoke to her while we were fucking
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