he's chasing his jose cuervo with hot tub water
pretty sure i remember announcing that i lost my virginity to that brad paisley song when it came on during power hour?
Well on a lighter note, guess who just threw up in the elevator
I don't remember. I remember laying in the trunk of a car. For hours.
I could see myself reflected in his wedding band as i was going down on him.
Why did you come into my room last night at 3am and pour monopoly money on me while you were crying?
I was grinding on him when mosquitoes starting biting us and ruined every damn thing. I just wanted to fuck on a slide under the stars. It's every girls dream.
im glad im back to a point in my life where i have enough sex to sometimes be offered and be like naw im good.
Haha it's harder than you'd think to come up with ways to turn your penis into a Christmas drawing
Look, you don't know disfunction until you've sat on the john taking a shit and crying while totally sober.
he's just got his life so together and it makes my pussy wet.
we got cupcakes after we fucked. gives a whole new meaning to sugar daddy
He said he doesn't "believe" in cuddling. Can you come get me?
I woke up with sticky red stuff all over my sheets, face, and chest. Apparently after I blacked out I thought eating ribs in bed was a good idea
We made a blanket fort in my dorm room and fucked in it. Twice. I'm in love.
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