i may or may not have a boner. what are your thoughts
So Jesus turned water into wine. So what? I once turned a whole student loan into natty light. Your move holy man.
after a month anything with tits is on the radar
Halloween 2010: the NuvaRing girls. You're Thursday. We'll walk into the party chanting "Monday, Tuesday, Wednesday, Thursday, Friday, Saturday, Sunday, Everydaaay".
my momz letting me make the christmas card in photoshop
so that means christmas in space?
imma make our dead cats ghosts like obi wan kenobi
I'm wearing boardshorts as underwear to work. This is bachelorhood
You're mold. I may or maynot have puked blood this morning.
We tried to break her futon, I crushed my balls instead. You have one less reason to be jealous that my balls are insanely huge and yours are not.
The landlord called, GOOD NEWS! Noise violation #2! Something about people singing and fighting with vodka bottles in the parking lot. Well done us.
It's like the sisterhood of the traveling vaginas over here
At orientation, some girl is asking, loudly, where she can get weed. Everyone looks discussed but are paying very close attention to people's answers.
I couldn't do it. You can't break up after that many orgasms. It's physically impossible.
I just don't understand how she's willing to go through so much planning and effort just to get a dick inside of her
I came so hard I went blind for a few seconds.
Fun fact. A penis can be used to catapult cheetos.
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