even a "fuck you" would be nice at this point.
I actually kind of like the booze poos. It's like a colon cleanse. I feel skinnier.
just saw an advertisement for the rock in the tooth fairy...can you say rock bottom?
there were at least 5 of us standing around the bathroom stall cheering you on to throw up.
Well at least he stopped keeping track of money by bottles of McCormick.
We didn't need to cut her off. I'm pretty sure the lit candle she almost drank would have done it for us
Life lesson today, a six foot hot guy I meet at a party CANNOT fit on my bike with me.
He can spot Burberry from half a bar away. He's not into vag
Drunk me spoon fed everyone baby food last night.
Tell me about it. Running across highways take alot outta ya. When he found out, he was all "concerned" about it.
Today I learned that I have a bigger dick than Draymond Green
He was publicly touching my boobs before I even knew he's a famous World Cup skier.... That's how hot he was
He put a doughnut around his dick and I ate it. What can I say. It was a good fucking night.
No, Ethan, handcuffs and friendship bracelets are not "basically" the same thing.
Woke up to find that I was cock blocked by no more than three people.
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