Everytime we come here you have an ex here.
were not allowed back there because i puked on the waitresses foot while trying to order another round. for myself.
Is it really that bad? I heard it was like pooping. I like pooping.
im keeping my plan b box as a souvenir of my first halloween weekend in college
oh and if she happens to say anything about a cantalope and tissues... just go with it
Shotgunned a beer while taking a bath.
So how does it feel getting boo'd by the entire 5 guys restaurant
We now know how the night ended in arrest according to the flip camera I did 10 handle pulls and beer bonged a 40. My life choices are getting worse and worse this is your fault.
weekly advice from mom, "Drink vodka, it las hess calories"
I feel like we should build an island for girls that have committed atrocious numbers of unforgivable sins. We'll call it 'whore island' after the anchorman fashion.
I will expect an hourly check text to confirm you are alive and that you aren't dead in a ditch somewhere with a hobo dry humping your corpse
Y’all did coke off my Puff The Magic Dragon plate.😂
How many Hail Marys does a girl need to say to get some quality nudes?
Never joke about your clitoris.
I have to have boobs, you have the charm and wholesomeness that gets boyfriends... And i have boobs
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