I am engaged
To a real live girl that has met me
We just took shots out of seashells. Welcome spring break 10.
we usually just have an Easter beer hunt and never end up at church anyways
how did he go about obtaining bull sperm?
I have a page in my 2010 scrapbook dedicated to pictures of his cock.
Got high and weighed everything in the house. My head is 16.2 pounds. Is that ok?
my 3 favorite things in life are tequila, dicks, and making sandwiches. that DOES NOT make me a bad person.
So, do you think I should wash the ashes off of my forehead before going to the strip club?
We lost a condom inside me, I had to fish it out. The next day he gave me a Gone Fishin' bumper sticker. True love at its finest.
Have you ever realized how cool bread is? Like so many things taste good on it. Like its crazy to think that peanut butter and turkey can both taste good on the same thing.
i need to put some appletini on your dick
Apparently 24 hr fitness frowns upon the ingestion of psychedelics on its premises, don't see that in the sign up contract.
When did we go from stumbling drunk into an ER at 3am to dinner double dating?
unless you want this visit to have a different tone... more romantic, less molly in a hotel room
Have you ever been anal in a bush on the Vegas strip drunk?
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