Send those Picts to my email please. From last night
Ps thx for the porn on my phone
;) ur welcome
I dont know why I dont listen to you more often. He wont stop texting me. And his signature is "dancing with no panties on"
It was the single greastest thing to happen to my dick ever
so the sex was amazing up until the point where she said "wow, you're even better than your dad!"
I was looking at some smoking pipes on amazon the other day and realized that work people could look at my history and do a drug test. So I immediately started looking at Sherlock Holmes hats.
My afternoon will now be spent googling genital warts. I think my life is over.
I wish they could condense everything I needed, nutritionally speaking, into mike and ikes
She said she'll drive over, bang, and then head home. It's like ordering a pizza.
ummm im also counting the $14 dollars I gave the old guy to pay for the cab I called for him to take to the hospital last night as part of ur present.
I'm texting you the word "cockring" because I feel it hasn't been said enough throughout our friendship.
I've literally exhausted all the videos on pornhub. It took like 4 years, but I've done it. I did that quicker than I finished college
They had an Olympic theme party at her work yesterday. She brought home her fake gold medal and hung it on my cock after she rode me.
And to be fair, I think we all suspect that forbidden sex with an outlaw biker might be worth it.
He's not put together enough to have that big of a dick
He showed up with a hearse full of beer and is currently shooting pumpkins with a flare gun. Who gives a shit if he's a furry. We need to party with him more often.
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