My only options right now are Herpes, Gay, or Vanilla.
either way he was missing a nipple.
hey boys, thanks for all the pictures of your dick you took with my camera last night...they were really nice to stumble upon while reliving my night in the breakroom today at work
the fucking easter bunny is here. he just made 3 cups in a row. no one knows who he is..
Contrary to what I yelled at them last night, it turns out campus police CAN arrest people...
I'm laying outside on my patio attempting to get sun with a puke bucket next to me... This is dedication to the tan my friend
He's yummy.
HE'S GAY. AND 40.
Irrelevant.
Yeah, you're right, it's a conspiracy against you. This small tight knit group of people who don't like assholes.
She is currently expressing her joy for "bad to the bone" through interpretive dance...
I couldn't finish the episode and had to lay down because the snapple commercial with the mustache was blowing my mind
Learn from me. Do not smoke cigs and fold laundry in your room. The cigarette will fall into the dresser without you noticing and your shirts will be on fire. Wanna go shopping tomorrow? I need some new shirts.
Well I kept shouting "you're groovy" at him and then I had a 15-minute argument with the bouncer about how many 9s there are in 100... it was definitely time to go home.
In other news, my ex fuck buddy is a surprisingly good wingman.
There's nothing like a guy talking about your vagina as if it's delicious food to make your day better.
The high school classes are online, not my sex life. He still comes over for “teacher / parent conferences.” A couple more “conferences” and I’ll be able to rewrite the Sex Ed curriculum
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