we are driving next to a guy driving and masturbating while looking at a naked magazine. I love LA
No. You are not the Kate in this relationship. I will do what I want.
The stories of what you did in Cuba got home before you.
I just saw her punch a kid in the face.. i always knew she was the girl for me.
I'm sorry. I really don't see what's wrong with pregaming before a wine tasting.This champagne won't drink itself.
The wine tasting is just for charity anyways...
It's my diet secret . . . it's like slimfast but I call it cockfast instead.
I don't want to have to force feed him my vagina!!
I will tell my future kids about the time I went to the bar with a stomach virus. Like a champ.
Watching frozen planet. There's a beach master sea lion with about 50 sea lion bitches fighting another sea lion for said bitches. It's a bloody battle. Dude. You have over 50. Share.
I have visions of guys in cheetah costumes with suits over it pissing on a children how are you
Is it too soon for me to wonder what sex with him would be like?
I can't even spell what he said he was on. And I had to call 4 people before someone had heard of it.
I just found a piece of dried shredded carrot on my bed
the cops drove by and you were on your back in the middle of the side walk with your arms and legs in the air yelling that you were a dead bug .
Yeah that was post sex. I was thinking in my mind, no wonder he didnt ask me to call him daddy since he actually is a dad
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