the taste of these tagalongs is totally worth boning that creepy troop leader chick...
going to class early so i have time to go on the moonbounce. this is why i go to art school.
My room should be renamed "Land of the Misfit Condoms."
Just woke up with three stitches in my left boob. Nevertheless, I think I'm going to like this school.
I finally won that bet on when the anorexic girl would pass out at the gym. You owe me 10 now
God I love babysitting. They pay me $10 an hour to watch movies and sext
My roommate is on the phone with one of her friends trying to figure out how she threw up IN her pants. I'm not sure whether to burst out laughing or direct her towards Plan B.
Girls night always turns into let's seperate and get laid night.
this ms. usa coverage has sucessfully humbled every girl here. depressed fish in a leaky barrel. go!
Dave used his AAA card to get my car towed to my house so I could get drunk. Evil genius.
I told you, we're just gonna get ripped and light sparklers
You shut your whore mouth, we don't talk about Drunk Nutella night.
American Eric just peed on us from the second floor. Hes now very confused as to why his "toilet is yelling." Send help.
Come over. We have half a bottle of jumbo champagne left and no boyfriends to slow us down
She left a cookie cake on my porch, and the frosting reads "I'm sorry". She left me an I'm-sorry-for-punching-you-in-the-face cake.
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