Phosphoglyceraldehydration... why the fuck is this a word
some bitch filled my sink with salsa.
passed a homeless guy with a sign that read "420 vetran" we gave him a bowl of bud
got extra credit for showing up to class before a holiday. it hit me 5 minutes later that she meant easter....
I sat in the bathroom on the counter and gave out advice to all the random people that walked in
Basically as long as the fan is pointed at my vagina i can cool off enough to sleep.
Maybe your new years resolution should be not to fuck in Sears bathroom anymore.
Not that you went to little darlings at 3am. But that you checked in on Facebook. C'mon bro. You're better than that.
I'm about one sudden movement away from being able to cross "throw up in a fortune 100 company's bathroom" off my bucket list.
The dopest dose you'll ever dose. I felt like an octopus all of thursday
the chips you spilled whiskey on is not the same thing as Irish breakfast potatoes
Just had a guy try to pull the maraca out of my shirt with his teeth... Wtf
You probably shouldn't do that...but if you do take pictures
I knew I was in for a long night after I filled the empty pinata carcass with beer, bit off the top of one of it's legs and used it as a beer bong.
Like he was cock blocking and it usually takes ten cocks to block this cock
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