OMg patrick swayze is the sexuest man he is killing me I'm gonna get dehydrated if I don't stop looking at him
how do we leave politely?
Tell them I'm going into labor. I will spill a beer and tell them m water broke.
He passed out while I was riding him, and just when I was about to call it quits he opens his eyes and squeezes my boobs and goes Honk! Honk!
btw when he was trying to sleep i was apparently poking him in the face w my 'flipper' slurring random manatee facts
I don't think child baring hips is a compliment.
I think "I actually like giving blow jobs better" qualifies her as a keeper
He ate me out in the forest at that park we used to hit my bong in highschool again, somehow this isn't what I pictured being 25 would be like
Until they make a bed that bathes you in your sleep, I will not be satisfied.
He ordered three small pizzas while I was giving him head.
Now I'm ashamed that I wore a bra
I climaxed at the same time the bass dropped. I think it's safe to say I've reached enlightenment
Specially since he wanted to forget that we even touched, which makes it funnier because I don't think you can take back licking someone's butthole...
I got my period during my acid trip. It was weird.
I mean, I'm not upset that HE's getting married, I'm upset his penis has to go through with it by default
Is it unhealthy for me to do shots of pinnacle by myself in my apartment right now? Asking for a friend
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