I miss you. Just wanted to say that before the drugs kicked in so it's legit.
I JUST WANT SOMEBODY TO EXPLAIN HOW FORESKIN WORKS AND DO NOT UNDERSTAND WHY THIS IS A PROBLEM.
she just blew up the empty bag of wine and used it as a floatation device.
to whom it may concern. if i am dead in colleens bed it is not her fault i slept in my scarf. my dads middle name is ronald.
My liver is begging me not to go, but sadly enough for him my feet and hands control me getting there.
Kinda sad when you get home on a Sunday morning and the paper guy HAND DELIVERS the newspaper to you...,
Alls I remember is making out with that chick.
Nope that was a dude
Thanks for letting me rent out your vagina rec room. I don't expect the security deposit back.
I gave them the 'I used to fuck your son' discount.
I just want every freshman guy to know about Grindr just so I can have more options
Hurry up I'm getting mooned by a hobo
Fuck it. I'm going for it. You're only young once, right?
You've been saying that for 5 years now. Let me know when the novelty wears off.
Tequila should only be paired with the finest of dick
She's celebrating a tinder-match-aversary and I'm not about that.
The pandemic has not made Uber drivers any less chatty.
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