what's the vibe there?
extraordinary amounts of gine
that would combine my 3 fave things. christmas funfetti and paul simon
While I was dancing with him in my foil dress he said, "You're like a Chipotle burrito. Don't worry, that's the best complement you could get from me."
I just past a guy who was biking and double fisting wit glass beer bottles. That is what i call talent
When sleeping with someone new: should you hide the magnum condoms, or let him know what he has to live up to?
He just keeps repeating "this isn't my bagel".. i'm worried for his safety
Its so fun. We're having a music war with the boat next to us. They have strippers.
Trying to take a shit right now to the beat of the fuckin drumcircle outside... It's not goin well
I have never smelled more like a drunk mariachi band than I do right now.
It was a perpetual wrestle for who got to be on bottom. Laziest hookup ever.
Well, we could've been at the bar taking a shot everytime my rash spread. But Noooooo. You had to go out with your non- girlfriend. Lame.
I woke up in an apt hallway this morning and a nice lady brought me coffee cause she thought I was homeless
We were covered in sweat and glitter, making out onstage, in front of everyone. I think it was a good night.
I just balanced a full glass of chocolate milk on my left boob. Don't think i've ever been more proud.
thank god my bra was in my purse... were all good
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