Its only 8 and she is already passed out
Perfect here is wht u do. Gently slip your index middle and ring finger into her butt hole but gently u dont wnt to wake her..let me know when ur ready for step 2
it was so cute when you were pretending to have willpower
last night some bitch put bruce along with his entire fishbowl in her purse and tried to leave. how drunk do you have to be to steal someone's pet??
He panicked, you ducked and I was coming off a 3 day coke binge. It was no one's shining moment.
thank you for letting me use your house as a brothel.
There's nothing worse than carrying your fairy crown and wings home wearing fishnets
Also, beer. Big fan.
Body paints and jello. Your canvas awaits
Another sexterpiece awaits
I bet yours is gonna be filled with secret innuendo.
secret innuendo and cervical punches to the world.
Almost to my house to grab beer. And pants.
I still don't like him. I'm also filled with alcohol, so I'll revisit the statement in the morning.
What happened last night and why am I partially covered in queso?
I want a dick in my left hand and a Crunch Wrap Supreme in my right hand.
Can we climb Your roof?
No bitch its 2am go home.
Well Jon got a DUI sleeping in the back seat so I thought the trunk was safer. BUT WHO CARES WHY JUSE PLEASE COME LET ME OUT!
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