Goddamnit I hate your level headedness
I got everything I ever gave her back, every picture, and money for the dog. I didn't want it she brought it all back and gave it to me. clothes jackets, pictures, dried flowers, ear rings, necklace...
Sell it on ebay and let's go to the bar
We were driving to yogurt express by state and these girls mooned is while they passed us and we saw full vag complete with tampon string dangling.
connan obrien reminds me of an asparagus spear
My goal tonight is to get arrested because what cop can say they have ever arrested a giant sperm before. God I love halloween
I'll send you the picture of you double fisting vodka bottles, grinding one guy and making out with another... Every girl wanted to be you.. You make me so proud!
NEW INFORMATION meech found me passed out on a bench outside.
Lets play hurricane shelter. And the shelter is my bed, and we forgot our clothes.
If we can't get laid at a bar crawl, we should just quit life.
Well I was going to go home but vodka happened.
I shaved my balls for you. Do you have any idea how hard that is?
I told the cop I was late for a booty call. He still gave me a ticket but he wrote his number on it
Last time i cooked this high i tried to makw bacon amd then burned myselfbon the grill, only to realize 25min latwr when the bacon wouldnt cook that the grill wasn't on. I IMAGINED the burn.
Lol, perhaps. But the drinks are so cheap, the music is better, and the bartenders and bouncers all know my name. I can't abandon it, even if it is a gay bar, its still my Nirvana.
MANIFESTATION IS REAL AND IM GETTING LAID TONIGHT
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