I'm skeptical of all drag queens.
If you are in NYC and not seeing anyone, you should come fucke me now because:1 i am not in love with you anymore, 2 i am drunk enough where i won't feel the n eed to kisx you awardly to avoid your beard, 3we have unfinished business that i wpn't get -assed unyil orgass have been had, 4 i really really want to
Thats why you always identify the subtext of a blowjob before you accept it.
She looks like a junkie muppet...awful
Where is a good place to buy a New Year's outfit that acknowledges I don't have tits but screams I suck dick like a champ?
I'm going to get like 25 drinks at their wedding and just leave them sitting around or give them to hobos.
There are very few times i will succumb to laying naked on my bathroom floor. But lastnight is a resonable enough cause.
She's wearing her dead grandmother's pearl on the married finger so no guys "bother her" tonight... I am not THAT committed to Girl's Night.
It was literally 8 o'clock in the morning. His horniness knows no bounds.
Bring me a cialis. .. I feel like having a super dick today
I just woke up drenched in beer, in a puddle of beer, and cuddling a bottle of tequila
Is it weird to befriend your older alcoholic landlords?
Currently rolling a blunt in the bathroom of Planned Parenthood
we're so committed to being not committed
Did you have a good sleep?
if a good sleep includes waking up cuddling a bottle of wine I had a GREAT sleep
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