So I went outside my house this morning and basically my entire front lawn is covered in gummi bears... I think that involves you guys.
It was unlikely that the relationship was going to end with anything other than antibiotics.
I'm using the size of your dick as a guage to see how big something is on Amazon. Any questions?
His penis without viagra is what breaks my heart.
We smoked a bowl, ate popcorn, and watched her lava lamp for an hour. it was a quality bonding experience
dude, you declined head because you wanted to tell her about how you put cinnamon in your weed. also, we're low on Chef Boyardee
I feel as if the hash cupcakes on top of mushroom chocolates was a little excessive last night
I got really adventurous too. Like. Balls in the mouth adventurous.
Have you ever been so high that you felt like corduroy? I'm at that level.
I feel like I should send her I'm sorry I've been fucking your boyfriend flowers.
Is it too much to ask for 10 minutes of privacy while I masturbate?
Some guy is here to get laser hair removal on his balls. I hate my job.
YOU ATE THE FUCKING GOLDFISH!?
So being hungover in an office full of people with hangovers for 9 hours is quite possibly what hell will be like.
Just found out a shooting happened in our parking lot while it was closed this morning. So thaaaaaaaaats fun.
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