Do vagina's smell?
i slept with her, drove her to her sisters house to babysit, and then drove around the block where i met her sister and had sex with her in my van. I'm family Friendly!
I didn't know it was possible to make picking up dog shit look sexy.
She did the bend and snap...
the last thing i remember is ordering pitchers of white russians....
Today's dinner table topic: the probablity of my dad turning gay if he ever left my mom.
So my nipple piercings were only $20 because it's breast cancer awareness month. Fuck yes!
The last thing I remember was wearing a sombrero and trying to do cartwheels in the club
You did one successfully. Then smashed into the wall
Eating a grilled cheese at a strip club... good idea??
If you find my purse on your yacht please call me - girl you slept with after yacht party
That's the last time I send a mass text invitation to smoke a blunt
I lost a shoe at the club last night, I think that's when I decided to go home.
My vagina has a mind if its own. Can you imagine if I didnt have you to run her ideas through.
No more house parties. We're almost fucking 30 years old and I slept until 6 pm.
I said "one day" and that day is not today
If you dont get laid dressed as Woody Harrelson in Zombieland, I have lost all faith in the men of nw Indiana.
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