You'd love this place it's beautiful. Plus these people smell like garlic
Oh and ps....i was sleeping soundly until i woke up by the sound of amy on the phone with her mom sobbing hysterically because she can't stop having the shits.
Her dad smelled like someone lit a fart and burned their ass hairs.
i keep forgetting that not all of my female friends are bisexual.
Bartending School is so much more enjoyable now that I realized I was in rehab at this time last year.
I wiped my blood on their walls screaming "IT'S NOT MY SECURITY DEPOSIT!"
FYI I'm about to upload a vid of you to facebook of you screaming "SNACK ATTACK" and throwing cheetos at everyone playing pong...
His apology was sex and a subway sandwich. Strangely, I'm okay with that.
Hey! I was tired. I threw up in two parking lots yesterday.
Dude, someone broke the toilet seat in two, the is a pair of panties on the kitchen counter, and the entire house smells like a brewery
...You tried to use your wallet to call her after you gave your cell phone to the cab driver as a "peace offering"
Just FYI....you totally yelled out Royals while we were having sex last night lol.
He got hotter. I'm offended on behalf of the rest of our graduating year.
I don't know where I keep finding these guys, but mi power bottoms es su power bottoms.
I sent her a video on Snapchat of me cumming, with a Father's Day snap filter that said "#1 Dad".
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