I think she heard me call her a fat skank. But she was to be fair.
she looks like luggage that fell from a plane
I can't even teach it... It's just natural slutyness.. My mom has it too
My little brother got home at 4am too, we drunk ate together. It was a kodak moment.
The UPD just told me that he was going to call the cops if i try to run. you owe me 5 dollars, i told u they arn't real cops
I told her she can't come to our bonfire because she throws up on herself & she has a mustache. And now apparently I'm a bitch or something.
When everyone ask you tomorrow go ahead and tell them I'm the girl that fell of safe ride and was all bloody.
We need to talk about the sailor moon porn. Do what you want in your room, but I don't want to come home to you cranking it on the couch to that.
Btw, if I didn't have 3 limbs in restraints and my free hand offing myself with the pocket rocket, I would have snap chatted you. Next time.
There's a girl in class eating a pumpkin pie. Like a whole pie straight from the pan with a fork.
On another note; I'm three days away from being 1/12th of my way from not having sex for a year. I need to get laid.
I walked past his mum on the way out and she offered me toast in a napkin "for my travels". Being home from uni is weird.
I told him I lived in the apartment beside his brother and he said "oh, you're the girl that watches really loud porn!"
Idk but when you think about it the last time I did bottomless mimosas I ended up getting my nipples pierced so it might be fair
I'm not saying it wasn't great. I'm just saying sleeping with a gassy, depressed,45 year old mother was a different experience. Would do it again though.
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