i can't believe i never thought of this: farticle man
I just want to hang out with her.
You're a liar. Why do I have to give you reasons you can't have sex with my mom? I hate you.
dude. FULL moustache. it was like getting head from Tom Selleck
She sent me a pic of shot glasses on fire if that tells you anything
the condom is still stuck, that's what I get for being responsible
What can i say, i'm an artist. I think deep thoughts. In between the homoerotica and pterodactyl noises
I happen to have lost a black t-shirt and the volume button from my phone last night. If anyone finds it. You know what to do.
Do you remember trying to make pizzas with the domino workers last night...while trying to speak their language with them.. spanish?
Chilling on my porch debating between pre work drinking or video games and getting high.
I know how vodka works Grace. I'm drunk, not stupid.
Oh no. Did we do a blood oath again?!
I think my fortune cookie is telling me I give good blowjobs.
Life if anyone rolls up to my funeral with shitty weed get them out of there
She's chasing the cat around the house hitting it with a cardboard sword yelling "there can be only one!"
I couldn't be more proud to be a cougar. Just wondering how these twenty somethings learned how to fuck so well? Must be porn.
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