I'm not saying he was bad at sex, but I'm pretty sure I anti-climaxed.
worst. lesbian. ever. i'm not sure she knows a clit from a pencil eraser.
Two man bar crawl was hectic. Just found leaves in my pocket.
aw he's cute...not in a i wanna rip his clothes off way more of a put him in my pocket and keep him as a pet
And occasionally lick whipped cream off them abs
Exactly.
All I learned from that experience was that drinking scotch out of a crunk goblet was bad news.
had to go back to that apartment this morning to get my other boot. it was tacked to the wall
My roomate asked me why she found condoms in the pringles container. I don't know what to tell her
Our cab driver looks like Kim Jong il, and you're missing a fascinating conversation about Katie wanting to be carbon dated.
Whenever there is a ShotSki involved, I have no excuse but to drink, right? It's like a rule.
Last night he asked the cab driver "if you were in the middle of getting tattooed and the tattoo artist suddenly got a boner would you leave or would you get that boner??"
In conversation she brought up that she slept with Tucker Max on the UF football field
I saw a picture of my dad holding my legs in a kegstand. Town festival=success.
Ice cream and condoms, solid grocery store trip
That moment when you're in a room with 3 guys and know how big their dicks are. Then you are married to the one with the smallest dick.
I'm driving to his house to eat chicken and hopefully have an orgasm
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