I just showed my boobs to our astate representative hahahahahahha
he keeps his weed in a birkenstock shoe box. its like, we get it, youre from oregon.
I just remember telling jokes while vomitting
yup. cregs moms pubic hair is still glued to the celing
I had forgotten what it was like to go to all four classes. It's exhausting.
i lose more brain cells when ever she opens her mouth then i would doing meth for 8 years of my life.
I saw your arrest video on youtube. you look so thin!
He sent me a pic and IT CURVED OUT OF THE PICTURE! Curved. Out. Of. The. Picture.
He puked, did more shots, and then pissed in a drawer. We thought it was bad enough and all of a sudden...boom-clothes come off and he passes out with slippers and a styrofoam hat on and a guitar hero guitar in hand pretending he was slash.
Look if you're not going to be mine and take care of my needs, I'm going to fuck your sisters.
For the record you were pretending you were in a rocket when you drove from wawa to your house. So like 2 minutes of me listening to you making rocket sounds over the phone lmfao
How does she have a hairless cat and a husband it's not fair. Both are hard to come by
No ambien sex tonight. I just ate two hotdogs with chilli and onions.
I mean she did throw a tantrum because you wouldn't let her suck your dick
so i might have slept on your bathroom floor last night...
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