I am doing a scientific study and i need a brief description of the underpants you are wearing
About to do something stupid. You'll be my call. Bring bail money.
woke up and her hair clip was clamped around my shaft
I just had to explain to my father, how having two screens plugged into my computer doesn't use more internet.
another holiday season passes without receiving a dick in a box, where did i go wrong in life?
Don't know how I even got in. I pulled my id out and threw it at the bouncer, and he just picked it up, checked it, and let me in.
you're like that jamaican tarat card reading chick... only with herpes
there is nothing more depressing than your birth control alarm going off while you're masturbating, and realizing you've been taking pointless precautions for over a month now.
So your brother is gay after all... Just caught him making out with my brother... Apparently he's gay too
As I read your response saying I need a tan before I can become a go-go dancer, a girl cane up to work and gave me 10 coupons for 100 days of tanning for a dollar.
This is fate. You were destined to be a stripper.
You very well can't change your mind now. It would upset the natural flow of life.
Haha it's harder than you'd think to come up with ways to turn your penis into a Christmas drawing
I fell asleep in the bathroom during my mothers dinner party with no pants on. Her friend walked In. I was told to not come back.
How I know I would be an awful mother....I just stirred the bong up with a baby fork. A literal baby fork....
Our orgasm ration was 1:45. No. Fucking. Joke. I thought I was going to die.
Look don't ask questions just know that one thing led to another and I have a shot glass stuck in my ass. I need your help!!!
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