Forget abc fam drinking games. Take a shot everytime Tyra says I and you'll be dead by the first commercial
I feel like i got beat with a pillowcase full of tequila shots.
eggs and jello shots do not qualify as 'brunch'
malibu coconut giveth, and malibu coconut taketh away
he was alternating between taking bites of butter and bagel. he said it was easier than finding a knife
He had a shameless baby voice when he was talking to my dog. There's no way I'm making it through the night with my clothes on.
Pretty sure I just shit out pure stomach acid. I'll explain after you take me to a hospital
Almost bit the guy's hand who sits in front of me because he was stretching. That. Bored.
Do drug dealers work on Memorial Day?
If i'm forever fucked up in this state of mind then I'm going to kill him for this
He found his first fuckbuddy I'm so proud I feel like making him a card or something
I lost Mario kart three times but I got laid so it wasn't the WORST night I've ever had.
I was just going for a one night stand and now I'm at breakfast with his entire family.
Also barcrawl friday. You ARE wearing a tiara
He put a doughnut around his dick and I ate it. What can I say. It was a good fucking night.
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