So drunk, too bad you don't want this
I want to have your abortion
I have my period so I felt bad and blew him with cash cab in the background. I wanted to yell out the answers but my mouth was full.
Bleh. If he hadn't ascended into heaven and sat at the right hand of the father, Jesus would be rolling over in his grave right now.
im sure we could have fun without alcohol but i just dont wanna chance it...
The look I see on guys faces when they realize my nipples are pierced remind me of when my mom used to come home from the grocery store and surprise me with poptarts.
He got punched in the face, dropped his laptop down a flight of stairs, and broke his roommate's lava lamp, getting all the toxic lava goo everywhere. This is why we don't let him get drunk. And yet here we are.
The cop asked you if you had been drinking and you said you drank milk out of a cow.
I rememeber. I showed him the picture on my phone of me drinking out of the utter, right?
Ugh I miss culture and lesbians already
Tomorrow I need you to slap me in the face. I'll explain then
He just compared our sex to a grand slam on Wii fitness
You're doing it right
Your final is gonna be as easy for you as getting into straight girls' pants is for me.
That's brilliant but could get us arrested. Give me shots until I shout LET'S DO THIS
ya I went to the grocery store literally just for cheese and condoms
Don't drink and try to take a shower. I thought I was drowning
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