Yep, it's a dick on our front door. Intentional?
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I have a critically important question to ask.
Why does watermelon-flavoured candy exist?
Telling me its the beginning of school is like telling me the crown royal fairy has come back from vacation.
In retrospect pumpkin carving while drinking Patron was a bad idea.
he told me he was watching a movie and he'd be over later and i asked how long. he said 8 inches give or take. you cease to amaze me with the guys you set me up with.
You're doing that 'overestimating how much I care' thing again.
I don't even know what beauty is right now. I wouldn't even pity fuck me today.
Just once, I'd like to hook up with a girl that doesn't look like she's having a near-fatal seizure when I give her an orgasm.
I feel like just to watch it, I need to be high. To understand it, I'd need enough drugs to kill an elephant.
It's been so long that I've occasionally forgotten I own a vagina
Strip mythology. Everyone wins. Most of all me.
We're exchanging our favorite porn sites at 9 am. I think this brings our relationship to a whole new level
If I'm walking weird, don't judge me. Things got kinda outta hand with the GoPro on.
we were having a conversation about big dicks and the chick at the table beside us turned to us said "me and my boyfriend just broke up a few days ago. Could you please NOT talk about big dicks"
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