so she proceeds to puke everywhere, look up at me like a sick dog, and then say, "i'll finish if you want me to."
I have a pretty basic diameter of my vaginal abyss. I'm sure it won't hurt.
So he says he needs "alone time" a day that he doesnt have to deal with anyone. should i be concerned?
I think in guy language thats " Im fucking someone else and dont want u catching me"
ok this guy next to me just sat down with a no joke, 10,000 page book, popped an addy, cracked open a red bull and opened the book to page 1.
so whenever I text yeah my phone automatically corrects it to yeahhhheeehhyeahyeahh .. too much party in the USA?
and then he said he has been waiting since high school to touch my boobs
She offered to massage my back by hitting it with a sparkly purple double dildo... Bi chicks can get creepy
Come on Nikki god gave you a vagina for a reason, so you could tell guys what kind of shots to buy you
She fell asleep with me.... We found her pantsless in the dogbed in the morning... Russian foreign exchange students
Also, in the middle of me riding him, he said "I want you to dance on my dick" like I was supposed to know what that means
I feel like I'm eight miles away and my brain is just now getting here. You got a lot of fucking catching up to do.
I have the relationship skills of Miley Cyrus and I could've said this was a bad idea
You thought there were zombies attacking us so you tried to tuck and roll out of a moving vehicle. Also you should consider wearing underwear
We've been watching Scooby Doo and having sex for the past 36 hours, so life is great
Does this cleavage amount say, “Fuck it, I’m over dating, let’s just fuck?”
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