I seriously wish I was FB friends with her
He had a seizure when i was giving him head. for a second i was thinking i was doing a spectacular job
He looked me straight in the eye when he was fingering me last night...it was very serial killer.
If you can't accept "I'm sorry I was mean to you" bjs from 19 year old girls, then who can you
I just saw her shopping list. The only things on it are blackberries, hot fudge and condoms. I almost don't wanna know. Almost.
did i try to light ur hair on fire with a sparkler at the club saturday?
It got heated then she just left and I was all alone in the women's restroom.
A little sexual choking never killed anyone. And if it did, they died happy.
I want to sit on top of her nipple mountains and reenact the Ricola commercial.
You were a cyclone of alcohol and bad decisions - like a gay Tazmanian devil
Moral of the story: next time my plans include you and bourbon, I'm packing a toothbrush.
i pushed adam in a shopping cart for 15 blocks, then we realized we left tyler downtown
did you go back and get him?
nah we went to a karaoke bar instead, so worth it
we are not getting arrested this weekend. I don't care who I have to blow its just not happening.
He set the tone in the back of his car by blasting Marvin Gaye's sexual healing before railing me
He broke through his window then signed his name on the biggest peice of glass from it. I think they framed it and named it 'best party ever'
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