I dont like him- his parents were home and he hid me in his closet like anne frank
Haha dude youd die if you were here. Girl presenting is defending the new testament and did her report on JESUS. best believe i'm gonna ask some hungover, atheist ass questions
i just checked to make sure valentines day this year was on a weekend assuming ill want to be drunk all day
hearing about your life makes me feel so good about mine
I'm walking down the halls of our hotel and listening for sex noises and knocking when I do.
just looked at his mug shot... not really my type
i can't tell if you're serious or not, but 420 is gonna be pirate themed
Also, never say you're cool with a threesome if they ask. That shit's a trap.
And i didn't ask you to do that, You showed your penis at your own free will.
You are literally throwing a tangerine right now. Beer pong is not played this way
Theres either a bag of coke in my pocket or a bag of anthrax, either way last night got way to serious
ditto.
about cumming, not toast
I'm sorry I couldn't bail you out, apparenty they dont take credit cards over the phone. Did you at least make any friends in jail?
You're having marijuana delivered to you. You're buying drugs and you aren't even leaving the house. I'm sure he'll be surprised if you're NOT wearing a bathrobe.
We were high and the scary movies were scaring us too bad. Were all watching porn instead now
He had a tattoo of the Batman logo around his asshole. I noped right the hell out of there.
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