Skip Greektown and come to Geektown. I just want to cuddle.
I think I have a pornographic memory.
Don't you mean photographic?
No.
I may or may not have puked in my RA's suggestion box.
Just had to explain to the nurse WHERE I have poison ivy. Great Day
Fire inspection over. Blunts are OK
It wouldn't have been a big thing. If anything, I woulda apologized to you and cleaned the remote
At this point can I suggest a mail away bride. You judge Nick but you are a strange dude and that may be your ticket.
Hey man, I found your crocs and your visor in the road. Got em for you.
I just want to have such an intense orgasm that my heart stops and I die. I mean that would kind of suck for the guy I'm fucking but then again he could be like "I'm that good"
I was wondering how I got the burn marks on my boobs and then I remembered....
The baked potato bra?
Defrosting my uncrustable with my laptop...Hungover dinner
I just did a jell-o shot with my grandmother. I can die now..
Ok, they now been on the roof for two days. I can see 4 cases of teecate and a carton of smokes. They are yelling at "fucking fall" and pissing off the roof.
The Uber driver took us to a Waffle House. We didn't even say anything when we got in. MAGIC.
I am not a whore. I just wanted casual drinking, monogamous sex and occasional McDonald's runs.
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