eric is really sick so I'm taking care of him! :(
just blow him with soup in your mouth.
He made me cum so much, I almost let him spend the night. The operative word being "almost".
He booked us a hotel at a resort in cancun for sprng break... I just wanted to get laid this weekend when i was blackout i didnt know it was gonna spiral into a mess of events like a 5 month in advance commitment
So I realized I'm not completely sober when the automatic toilet flushed and I screamed
No, I googled it. Apparently, male thongs are the next snuggy and a lot of guys love wearing them for the support.
I'm in a bed full of sand, and also just took my contacts out. Whatever happened yesterday was great, I think.
be proud. or at least amused. an 18 yr old and a 25 yr old at least makes my average hookup age this week the same as my age.
We haven't even eaten dinner yet and she's already been asked to "take it down a notch" by the groom's mom.
We have bigger issues at hand... Does anybody know someone in the kalamazoo area that is missing a pair of stilts ?
Worst drunk idea ever... Me "Cops are looking for two guys, one in a grey shirt one in a blue shirt" jelly "lets take out shirts off they'll never find us" of course I thought it was brilliant
Hopefully this dress says "let me rent your house" and not "let me suck your dick for money"
SUNS OUT COOCHY OUT
So yes we had an orgy last night and I sucked your tits while you fucked my husband but I am weird about sharing my toothbrush.
oh so have I but I'd still suck a dick or 20 in the name of freedom.
Being drunk at Chick-fil-A is a dystopian experience
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