i'm watching degrassi (go figure) and the episode is about jimmy not being able to get a boner and now he's famous and rapping about popping pussies..i dont get it.
Lesson 1: you can't keep macking on a girl if you get handcuffed
I just masterbated while imagining him getting hit by a truck. I have hit a completely unacceptable level of anger & bitterness. Help.
im failing my bio class b/c he booty calls me wednesday nights at 6 like clockwork
it was really awkward meeting your mom for the first time while i was still wearing the condom we were using.
You wouldn't be the first friend to shit himself in the last 7 days
He looks like he's going to feed me a taco and then stab me. It's probably a good idea he's a lawyer
She got tired so now we're making anyone who has a stupid idea go into her bedroom so she can sleepslur "good idea" or "baaaad idea." We're calling her the queen of the misguided.
I don't want to be Eskimo brothers with your dad
YOU TRIED TO SWIM IN HER FISHTANK. I don't think she's going to call you.
And I had on a penis ring on the whole time at dinner. And I ate veal...
UVE SEEN MY TITS OKAY STOP CRYING
Can't we just go back to fucking and having your boyfriend think you're completely straight?
Dude, some chick came over here earlier and thought my lube was hand sanitizer. She poured it all over her hands.
Sorry didnt text you yesterday. had to put restraining order on my ex.
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