Please explain to me what this has to do with my fantasy to fuck larry king?
we need to drink 2009 down the drain
I vomitted in the hotel where they film gossip girl last night. Everywhere.
Blonde 1 is sitting on the floor crying and blonde 2 is asleep with her face in the toilet. This isn't what I had in mind when they asked me back
She refered to her bed as the "cockpit"....I understand that this morning.
It's taken me 5 years and 2 beers to finally realize that maybe he isn't the dude for me. Also, that picking your major should be done sober, lest you find your self an art major.
Faces of meth called, they want their look back.
I just rolled an Obama blunt and a Romney shame joint for tonight. Vote wisely.
Today's weekday brunch started at 2pm, and consisted of $7 of sandwich and $50 of cocktails. Also, I hustled the bartender for about $3 playing nickel poker, but he may have been letting me win. Either way, he didn't get into my pants.
I'm high. Everything has a 45° angle. That is as far as my eyes open
hes like bread. how could bread be dangeous
Is it bad I use my AA meeting to hookup with guys?
I guess the weekly d&d orgies are treating you well
Have you ever had a pregnancy test laugh at you?
She started waving a nerf rifle around and demanding free booze.
Randomize
