Guys are so much hotter at OU. Come my mating season, I am flying south like the geese in the wintertime.
you yelled then hung up at the girl on information bc she could not pinpoint your location and tell you how to get to dennys
just turned my empty handle of passion fruit smirnoff into a fish bowl. I love college.
I've learned something. I regret way too may Tuesdays in my life to be normal
They make twin pack pregnancy tests for girls like us
She's drunk as hell locked up I. The bathroom with my shoes where do I go from here
spending my first valentines day single in 3 years blazed and eating heart shaped brownies i bought myself. WHO NEEDS A MAN.
She proposed we share a dildo. Hopefully she was joking.
I forgot her safe word. It was a rough night.
There are horrible decisions in life and then there are tequila flavored moonshine decisions
He just went to a job interview a sharpie moustache drawn on his face..
Did he at least walk u home
He offered. I dont like that shit. I want his dick not his presence on my walk home
He just ate a tooth whitening strip...
If it makes you feel any better, I can't find the goldfish I dropped like five minutes ago.
It occurred to me today, whilst I was on the phone to boyfriend number 1, whilst in the car with boyfriend number 2 who was dropping me at the shops to meet boyfriend number 3 to help me buy a present for boyfriend number 4 that I should be having much more sex than I am.
Randomize
