Oh and I watched laurens last episode on the hills. its been an emotional day
What's the procedure for failed threesomes? Do I friend her on facebook this morning?
that's almost as bad as that time i almost ashed in a baby carriage
I'm sorry but when I'm riding in the trunk on the way to mcdonalds at 6 am I just don't want to listen to reba macintire
It's going to be great. We're a perfect team to break up marriages and happiness.
yeah...i noticed he pets people when he's drunk. It's odd.
I puked right in front of him after winning beer olympics and he still hooked up with me. My life is so easy.
Fuck at this point id do just about anything for 20 bucks
That has been your downfall in past encounters with 20 dollars bills
Also, beer. Big fan.
No. I either had a 6 minute orgasm or I had so many I lost count. I'm still not sure.
Woke up eating a pickle on the bathroom floor this morning in some random guys sweat pants.
Her cop pants made me imagine I was riding a unicorn and by unicorn I mean her face
He totally just went there for sex cuz he slept in her roommates bed the rest of the night after they were done...
pure definition of booty call.
nothing like a long car ride to make you think of all the bad things you've done
Dry spell is over and now I’m drowning in a river of dick. The dam broke and now half the dicks in DC are trying get in my skirt
It’s a glorious dick miracle!
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