when does round two start
I don't know, I gave up bartenders for lent
the more pounds shes got the more points. bonus points awarded for specialty moves used. aka broken cowboy, tobogan, dutch oven, or brazilian fake out.
Sadly no. But I was pantsless when they came to get me. Which made me miss you...
Discovered the secret to willingly attending my 3-o'clock class. Ahoy, Cap'n.
I wish they made helmets for livers.
how did we ever eat at restaurants where they DIDNT squirt-gun tequila in our mouths?
Woke up to a bouquet of flowers in my toilet bowl. Drunk hubby loves me.
Give me the approximate price and I'll give you the equivalence in blowjobs.
I'm gonna call it the Reunion Tour. Hooked up with two different ex girlfriends in one day...
Well I took a spicy wing shit in a field this morning.
I wish more of my problems were easily solvable by taking a good long shit.
I rode home in a shopping cart so there's that. MVP to the guy that pushed it.
You told me I got kicked out of the bar for lipping off to the bouncers... what shocked me the most was that I made it to the bar
dude, i told you to rally, so you sprinted upstairs, knocked some girl down, and without missing a beat said, "not now bitch, im in the fucking zone" and took off
We had sex then laid in his bed eating chocolate and drinking juice boxes. I think I'm going to keep him around.
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