Journey is playing on the radio....I think it is a sign I am going to pass my drug test
no you're not listening to me HE WANTED TO BRAID MY HAIR
That's cool how's he been?
He got hit in the face with a beer bottle so he has two black eyes and 13 stitches.. He hasnt changed much.
Now that world cup is done, funneling out of a vuvuzela has lost its fun
I got us a lift home. Payment may require me giving road head, are you cool just chilling in the back seat pretending to be oblivious to this happening?
Walked into my campus store carrying a pitcher of sangria. No fucks given. Also this recipe is banging.
He added his name to my To Do list. That's the way to my Type A heart.
I was looking for a pen and I stumbled upon my mom's vibrator. On a related note, yes I will be going out tonight.
Nothing says happy Monday quite like coffee and oral sex.
i just ran butt naked down the hall and someone highfived me. i love college.
I just saw a girl on the phone crying and eating a sandwich. Thats talent right there.
Plus you need some new dick in your life, the environment is fucked enough you don’t have to recycle anymore 😂💀
Help I accidentally unlocked this guy's tragic backstory and I need a rewind button!
So Blakes coming home... so if youre like fingerbanging the shit out of yourself on the kitchen table...wrap it up
you were peeing in her backyard and some dude came outside and looked at you and was like "thats not a pee spot" and you said "well it is now" then i joined you. Forever poppin squats <3
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