I missed Saved by the Bell this morning, but Ashley in a later episode of Fresh Prince is keeping the morning wood alive.
I love how you send me nude pics of girls you're fucking and name them by which city they're in instead of their name. "This is Nashville, this is Tupelo, this is Jackson..."
She has more profile pics than tagged pics. narcissism at its best.
I give him blow jobs while he watches sports.. how am I not his gf yet??
She devotes each year to either men or women. I waited all year for her to be straight, tonights the night.
He left a trail of vomit straight from our dorm to the bathroom. Looks like we have our identities for the rest of the year.
You haven't had the true md experience until you've had your crotch grabbed by a drunk stripper with a snaggle tooth in front of your coworkers.
Can you explain the plethora of sunflower seeds in the dryer?
Keep it up. It gets easier when you turn 21. Something happens in people's brains when they turn 21 and all of a sudden you have the power to drink constantly and abuse drugs and still graduate with good grades and your shit together. Im almost positive I read it in my freshman year bio textbook
I just woke up under my desk. Not to worry though, no one is in the office yet
If my penis could make facial expressions, it would constantly have a smile on.
I swear if you get so drunk that I have to sing Bohemian Rhapsody to you again to get you to come out of the bathroom I'm leaving you at the bar this time.
You may be fancy. But you'll never be having cheesy garlic bread and scotch at 3am fancy.
Rarely does a man I fucked with upgrade from me
I am so horny. It's like all the stress of finals week has relocated to my vagina.
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