Just saw truck nuts on a handicap conversion van
About tomorrow. if it dosent fit dont force it. Just pushit as far as you can and i'll wiggle the rest of the way
There is no point in being painfully greyhound thin if you are then going to dress like it's raining in 1992.
They refer to his house as "the abortion clinic". Cant wait.
Oh my god I'm so bored. The virgin is so disinteresting when I'm not trying to cum on her face.
My roommates just built a mini golf course upstairs while I was sleeping.
Dylan just paid 30 bucks to have himself wrapped in the clear plastic they wrap luggage in at the airport. Bring scissors.
Just bc you put "its cute" at the end of it doesn't change the fact that u have called me a vag twice this morning and its only 10:03
You rope them in with the looks and the boobs, and I'll bore them into submission with random trivia. We can't lose.
I added a U.S. Senator on snapchat....casual.
MY GOD DAMN TV STOPS WORKING EVERY TIME I AM THIS FUCKING HIGH. WHY MUST IT TORMENT ME?!
He gets married Father's Day weekend and I just found out I'm pregnant. What do I do?
sorry for running off in the middle of that heart to heart. free food.
I wear drunk well.
Drinks have officially taken priority over self-respect, and I'm not even all that torn up about it.
Randomize
