Im gonna name my vag after egypt, "the valley of kings"
Is your delayed response due to the massive amount of judging going on?
omg i forgot michael madsen was in free willy this is the most epic movement of my stoned life
i tried slipping money on her dresser whenever she brings guys home hoping she'll start to question her goals in life... i think its only encouraging her
worse. her friends hid in the bathroom while she gave me head and then screamed surprise right as i was about to cum
All we did was argue about ponys and drug dealers
about 90% sure I fell off a roof. It hurts BAD. Don't suppose you're still in town?
yup haha I infact DID fall off a roof. Want some bomb ass omlettes?
There is a pile of hair outside the apartment next door. At least now I know what all that shouting was about last night.
Okay now that I've been wanting to eat these hot cheetos in the bathroom, I know it's time I need to stop smoking and go to sleep.
Look, the fact that I didn't kick him out and rip your clothes off speaks very highly of me.
There is naked swordfighting and something green and alcoholic going on in the basement. COME. OVER. NOW.
Why can I remember how tall Nicki Minaj is from looking up her height once months ago, yet after weeks into the semester I can't even remember where any my classrooms are located
Importance
You said "I feel like a koala bear. Do you ever just feel like a koala bear?" This is your brain on drugs.
Oh god I found a set of car keys in my pocket, and I have no idea who's they are
I dont think the chain smoking, tequila shots or cocaine was good for my bronchitis.
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