You blewit but ill be back in laekciew tonigthso calll mee
No one appreciates an amoeba in a balloon hat.
did he really ask u insert a warm banna in ur anal?
Threesomes are so awesome. You even have company on your walk of shame :)
you yelled that ur labia majora was swollen at 3 am in the dorm hallway
There are 9 condoms on my bed either i met the greatest girl ever last night or something horrible has happened.
So the crazy cock blocking bitch sent her a picture of her boobs using MY phone and said: he's busy at the moment
Tell Chris I said sorry for yelling "It's my vagina, let me do what I want with it!" at the party last night.
FYI: telling a guy his dick is more impressive than you remembered it - they don't take it as a compliment.
adding to the list of how to lure in freshman boys: take dogs for a walk, yell at them from across the street, sit on the curb at 3 in the morning sobbing
Yah... You need to get here. Evan just peed off the karaoke stage.
How do I ask where the Jello shot cups are at Walmart without sounding like white trash?
Things are coming back to me in chunks. I vaguely remember signing a shirt that said 'I enjoy vagina'
I AM SO PROUD OF YOU
His baby mama found the pictures of us, she couldn't see my face but she could see my asshole. So I'm safe.
The fuck kind of sorcerer makes a pact with tequila
Most of the people I know from AA
Haha touché
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