ok i said sorry. what else do you want?
100 blowjobs
Part in the USA is on your top 25 most played on iTunes. you have NO RIGHT to judge me.
Never underestimate the healing power of vomiting and a bath.
He's been dancing to the same Rob Thomas album in his room for almost 8 hours now. Please never, ever bring extacy over here again.
i want to cheat with him just to show his girlfriend what a terrible person he is.
I want you to tape your fingers together and give me a lobster claw hand job.
I want him to be my next love. So I'm taking it slow
As in ill only blow him next week
I keep calling his kid the wring name. This is not helping my cause. And by cause mean his dick
Ice cream after masturbating>masturbating any other time
I feel like this is going to result in some sort of tearing in my vagina.
Thats a chance were just gonna have to take
what a fun peer-pressure-filled weekend
you hit your head on the sneeze guard and passed out at Pizza Hut they called the police
Some people are good at football, some people are good at painting, and he's good at being a fuckboy. Everyone has their talents.
Is it weird that my mother is taking body shots off my gf after meeting once?
I'm about to take plan-b with a glass of wine and ramen noodles. I cannot decide who will hurt more...my vagina, my kidneys or my pride.
Randomize
