we are driving next to a guy driving and masturbating while looking at a naked magazine. I love LA
im in his phone as 'great ass to tap'
masturbating is 5million times harder to finish knowing grandma is in the guestroom downstairs. just so you know.
I have beard burns on my inner thighs. I'd say last night went pretty well.
Would it help you get over me if I told you that I had unprotected sex last night?
My liver is crying. And I feel like I got fingered by Edward Scissorhands. While he was wearing brass knuckles
You thought your socks were broken. They were just inside out.
SORRY! Pervert came out for a bit. BAD PERVERT! BACK IN YOUR HOME!
From now on I forbid you to refer to it as a "bed". From now on you must only use the phrase "sex wagon".
Did we really just set fireworks off in a cemetery? Or was that a dream?
I think so and I think we were sober.
Oh hell no my vagina is on that screenshot
if a girl cums in a dorm room and no one hears it did it really happen?
Day one of being single and I've came three times. I can get used to this.
He was tied up with the electrical tape and force fed wine from a box. It was never going to end well.
I hooked up with a sophomore, passed out at midnight, and apparently drunkenly peed on Nicole's wedding invitation
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